Matthew Thompson Is Retarded

In case you weren't paying attention, I have not been posting as much as I'd like of late. Or at all really. My apologies. I've contracted "mental retardation," which my doctor tells me is quite serious, involving a gradual slowing of my cognitive capabilities. I'm pretty sure I can take some medication for it or have some sort of special surgery. When I get everything checked out, I'll be back in no time. Until then, you'll just have to get some Ara time in. I know it stings at first, but trust me, it gets better. I've been doing it for years.